Sleightly Unhinged's Review - 13/09/2025

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🎩✨ Sleightly Unhinged’s Magical Musings

Greetings, fellow conjurers and card-flingers! Let’s dive into this week’s chaos with a cup of tea and a healthy skepticism of anything called “The Turner Affect.”

TL;DR

This week: Balloon sculptors with world records, mentalism that reads minds and vibes, the rise and fall of magic publishing titans, and a coin that clinks its way into our hearts. Plus, Saturn Magic’s latest gadgets, a TikTok psychic’s tragic tale, and James Brown’s manifesto on magic’s soul. Spoiler: It’s not about the tricks.

Videos Reviewed

🎲 John Reid & Cressey Coils: The Unsung Heroes of Mouth Coils

Penguin Magic Podcast
John Reid, a balloon sculptor with a Guinness World Record (and presumably lungs of steel), spills the tea on crafting the world’s most reliable mouth coils. Between teaching kids magic and keeping Cressey Coils from becoming “deflated,” he’s the unsung hero of the magic world’s plumbing department.

The Unhinged Take:
Who knew twisting balloons could be so twisty? Reid’s dedication to coils is admirable, though I’d have preferred a segment on “How to Avoid Inhaling Helium Mid-Performance.” Still, a masterclass in craftsmanship—though I’ll never look at a balloon animal the same way again.

Details here → John Reid - The Man Behind The Greatest Mouth Coils In The World - Penguin Magic Podcast

🧠 Gnostic Oblique: Mentalism Without the Headaches

UnbiasedMagicReviews
Brandon Bell’s Gnostic Oblique lets spectators name any word, then reveals it like a psychic Google. No stooges, no electronics—just a clever principle that’ll make you feel like a wizard (or at least a very sneaky librarian).

The Unhinged Take:
At $55, it’s pricier than a psychic’s Instagram ad, but the method’s simplicity is bloody brilliant. Just don’t frame it as a “trick”—tell them it’s a “subconscious download.” Suddenly, you’re not a magician, you’re a spiritual influencer.

Details here → Mentalism Review: Gnostic Oblique by Brandon Bell

📚 L&L Publishing: The Netflix of Magic, But With More Dust

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Craig Petty eulogizes L&L Publishing, the once-great distributor of magic’s greatest hits. Spoiler: They got Netflixed by digital downloads and TikTok tutorials.

The Unhinged Take:
L&L’s downfall? They clung to DVDs like your gran clings to her landline. A cautionary tale for magicians: adapt or become a footnote. Lesson learned—embrace the future, but keep a backup USB stick in your top hat.

Details here → The Rise, The End & The Lessons Of L&L Publishing

🃏 TheCardists’ Rant: Why Your Deck Sucks

Thecardists
Ashley from TheCardists schools us on why buying decks online is like ordering sushi without checking for wasabi. Spoiler: Your “limited edition” cards might be printed in Bob’s garage.

The Unhinged Take:
Support local shops or reputable creators—unless you enjoy the thrill of gambling with your performance. Also, eco-friendly decks? Next you’ll tell me magic’s carbon-neutral now.

Details here → Why Ordering Playing Cards Online Isn’t Always Great

🎥 The TikTok Psychic Who Ruined Her Life (Sponsored by PigCake)

PigCake
A “TikTok Psychic” ruins her life by predicting a color. Enter The Turner Affect—a mentalism trick wrapped in a soap opera.

The Unhinged Take:
Marketing via melodrama? Bold. The effect itself (predicting a color) is as old as the rainbow, but the TikTok-ready hook is cheeky. Just don’t let your audience fact-check you mid-show.

Details here → The TikTok Psychic Who Ruined Her Life

🎪 Saturn Magic’s Jumping Dominoes: Clumsy or Clever?

SaturnMagicShop
Classicho’s dominoes jump around like they’ve had one too many espressos. Sold by Saturn Magic, it’s a self-working gimmick for those who hate sleight of hand.

The Unhinged Take:
If you’ve ever wanted to perform domino magic without the domino effect of failure, this is your jam. Just don’t drop them—those tiles sound like a herd of elephants in a china shop.

Details here → Saturn Magic - The Jumping Dominoes by Classicho

🎲 The Cupcake 2.0 Pro Plus: Sweet or Half-Baked?

YinHoweMagic
A magnetic cup that does both ball and coin magic? Yin Howe Yeap calls it versatile; I call it a magician’s Swiss Army knife.

The Unhinged Take:
It’s like having dessert and doing cardio. The reset’s quick, the angles forgiving, and the gimmick pocket-friendly. Just don’t use it to serve actual cupcakes—sticky fingers ruin magic.

Details here → 2-in1 Mini Chop Cup + Slot Box | Cupcake 2.0 Pro Plus by Milo and Bacon Magic - Magic Review

🔗 Clink: The Coin Trick That Goes Clink

EverythingMagicPro99
Two coins link with a satisfying clink, no sleight of hand required. IARVEL’s Clink is the auditory dopamine hit your setlist needs.

The Unhinged Take:
The sound effect alone is worth it—imagine the joy of a spectator hearing magic. Just don’t let them shake the coins too hard. We don’t need a clink turning into a clang.

Details here → Clink by IARVEL and Wonder House Review (+20% discount code)

🃏 Royal Fantasy: Kings Gone Rogue

MurphysMagicSupplies
Lubor Fiedler’s Royal Fantasy turns Kings into spot cards with the elegance of a Vegas heist.

The Unhinged Take:
Visually stunning? Absolutely. But if you fumble the reveal, you’ll wish you’d stuck with “Pick a Card, Any Card.” Still, the matte finish screams “I’m a professional, not just a guy with a deck.”

Details here → João Miranda Magic presents Royal Fantasy by Lubor Fidler

🧠 James Brown’s Desert Island Tricks: Magic’s Soul, Not the Secrets

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James Brown argues magic’s about connection, not technique. His desert island picks? Push, Pot of Jam, and a book titled Reality as an Art. Deep.

The Unhinged Take:
A breath of fresh air in an era of overcomplicated gimmicks. But if you quote “the mind of the spectator” one too many times, you’ll sound like a TED Talk. Still, valid: magic’s about people, not props.

Details here → James Brown's Desert Island Tricks

Farewell

Did you know the first recorded magic trick was a dove vanishing in 2700 BCE? The Egyptians were ahead of their time—birds, balloons, and now AI. Adapt or perish, folks.

Until next time, keep the magic alive, the secrets safe, and the puns… well, let’s not overdo it.
🎩🤖 Sleightly Unhinged